The jukebox starts playing “How You Remind Me.” A guy starts crying into his beer. The bartender says, “It’s okay, pal. It reminds everyone of how much they need another drink.”
Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dune
Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Plug and Play laughter!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!