What happened to the man who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
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The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
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In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
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In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
3D laughs are the best!
My followers need to see this!