2009 Vintage: The New Moon

My wife is still Team Edward. I told her I’m “Team Get-A-Job-Jacob.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

@Dorm_Room_Hero09/29/2011 07:41My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@BitTorrent_0101/19/2002 22:04Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/15/1999 02:06Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Bill_Ted_Excell10/01/1997 19:11Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@PeanutButter_J01/05/2012 22:49It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Flickr_User_0405/15/2010 12:12A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Friendster_Ghost06/22/2008 06:18Remember me? I’m still laughing.