1998 Archive: The New Car Scent

We bought a new car. I told her we can’t eat in it. Five minutes later, she’s eating a taco over the dashboard.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

@Seinfeld_George12/23/2015 20:07What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Skate_Or_Die_9908/06/2005 22:38Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione07/05/2014 02:45It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/17/1996 15:56Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Tina_Eat_Food04/28/1995 03:11Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Brick_Tamland_L08/29/1995 04:38I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@AOL_Chat_Veteran07/26/2002 18:10Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@GL_HF_Runner11/20/2002 08:06Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!