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2013 Vintage: The Netflix Binge

 “What did you do this weekend?” “I watched 13 hours of House of Cards.” “And you’re still standing? Impressive.”

Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@South_Park_Cartman09/25/2013 22:54Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Doom_Marines11/08/2009 12:31Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Coffee_Addict12/22/1999 17:43404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Binary_Boy01/05/2014 19:2401001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Brick_Tamland_L10/08/2009 10:36I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Scumbag_Steve_X01/28/2004 12:04Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Grinds_My_Gears11/09/2012 03:24You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Frag_Master_9903/24/1999 13:50Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

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