I’ve spent the whole week practicing my “tetherball” skills and asking people if they want to see my “ligers.”
Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!