A guy tells the bartender, “You’re moving down to number 5 on my Top 8.” The bartender pours half a beer and says, “You’re moving down to ‘Last Call’ on my list.”
Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tequila
One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.