2003 Classic: The MySpace

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, “Will you be my friend?” The bartender says, “Sure.” The guy says, “Great, you’re now in my Top 8.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan03/03/2007 03:10Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@DVD_Collector06/01/2000 10:39Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Backstreet_Fan03/20/1998 02:05I want it that way... the funny way!

@Blade_Runner_201904/29/2012 08:06All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/03/2001 14:27Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Orange_Mocha_F09/25/2001 19:10Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog10/27/2008 10:18Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Midi_Background01/07/1997 11:13Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost01/30/2003 17:49Laughing at the security of my own ribs!