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2011 Legacy: The Mustache Wax

 A hipster’s mustache falls into his foam. He treats it like a national tragedy.

Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
 A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
 "Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
 "You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
 A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level11/28/2003 15:47There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink04/21/2013 19:22I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Nirvana_Teen01/25/2009 20:28Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo05/09/1995 14:27Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Shagadelic_9705/18/2009 08:37This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Last_Commenter06/20/2011 12:01Saving the best laugh for last!

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