Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
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