2022 Classic: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

@Harry_Potter_Hermione06/23/2006 01:21It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Pizza_Pizza_9901/08/1999 20:16Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Donny_V_ShutUp05/02/2005 23:24Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Loituma_Girl11/29/2011 05:20Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker07/15/2008 15:30This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Mondo_Media_X11/10/1996 00:39Top tier web animation humor!

@Hat_Tip_Sir09/25/2001 22:09M’lady... this joke is superb.