Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
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2024 Archive: The Open
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55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
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2025 Classic: The Dwayne
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2025 Archive: The Ivana
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Actually, it IS a cool story!