2001 Classic: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you a question!

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@Hotmail_Original07/02/2004 16:16Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@N64_GoldenEye10/09/1997 17:12Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Forrest_Gump_8801/15/2002 18:05Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Titanic_Jack02/17/2014 08:56I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Myspace_First_Friend04/04/2005 18:55I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@DragonBall_Z_G02/06/2015 05:03His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog05/08/2006 22:22Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Illidan_Blind07/18/2012 20:56I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Everquest_Solo01/11/2001 08:27Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.