1998 Vintage: The Mulan

We took the nieces to see it. I told my wife she’s my warrior. She told me to go fight the dishes.

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@Gopher_Explorer12/24/2012 17:38Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Shrek_Ogrelord01/31/2003 08:37Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Coffee_Addict12/02/2013 01:34404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan10/24/2002 23:50Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Starship_Troopers05/23/1997 11:51I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Scumbag_Steve_X06/09/2002 07:24Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Tuenti_Specialist03/20/2009 09:14A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Frag_Master_9909/17/2002 22:46Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Opera_User_9911/07/2011 02:14Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.