2018 Legacy: The Mowgli

I told her I’m a jungle boy. She said, “You’re a ‘bungalow boy’—you never leave the house.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »

It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

@Napster_King12/01/2001 13:50I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Y2K_Ready11/02/2007 10:33If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Gladiator_Proximo10/14/2013 14:49Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Midi_Background02/04/2012 18:33Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@CompuServe_Classic04/16/2004 06:41Premium humor for premium members.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker06/11/2000 09:07This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Everquest_Solo07/12/1999 13:39Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Captain_Obvious09/12/2008 07:29This is a comment on a funny joke.