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2002 Legacy: The Mouse Pad

 Why did the blonde buy a mouse pad for her hamster? She thought it was a luxury gym for the new millennium.

Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@The_Real_Morpheus11/04/2001 13:05What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
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