2001 Archive: The “Moulin Rouge” Medley

Why was the kitchen so theatrical? Because “Lady Marmalade” was on repeat, and the sisters were convinced they were in a Parisian cabaret.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »

Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »

In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »

Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »

Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »

Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »

Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »

Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »

Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »

Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »

Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »

In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »

Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »

A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »

@ICQ_Master9904/11/2014 23:58Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Blockbuster_Refugee05/24/2002 00:55Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/19/2004 01:37He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@BitTorrent_0104/03/2008 09:31Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie05/23/2011 19:01Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Karate_Kid_Wax06/19/1998 01:14Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.