2000 Archive: The Moon

How does the moon cut his hair? “Eclipse” it.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

Nacho cheese.read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

@Cheers_Norm06/15/2005 09:12Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Finding_Nemo_Dory07/14/2014 07:57Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Trainspotting_Rent07/25/2014 05:26Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry04/05/1997 16:43In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/03/1999 10:57One billion... laughs!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real10/21/2009 15:58I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Bebo_Lover_0506/27/2001 11:13Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Browser_War_V06/26/2011 16:55Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.