2011 Legacy: The Moneyball

A guy starts using complex statistics to decide which beer has the best “on-base percentage” for getting him drunk.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

@ICQ_Master9905/19/2011 10:58Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@SpiceGirls_Fan02/01/2004 20:24Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Modem_Meltdown02/28/2014 05:41My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Brazil_Terry_G09/02/2001 09:31Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry03/25/1999 21:04In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Baxter_The_Dog08/29/2003 10:48Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@ODP_Editor_9909/04/1998 05:39Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@WordPress_Fan_0311/01/2009 00:10The best thing since version 1.0!