2009 Archive: The Modern Family

A guy says, “My family is so complicated.” The bartender says, “That’s why I’m here. Drink up.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

@Fight_Club_Tyler09/17/2006 18:36The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Tyler_Durden_Real01/14/2012 03:55Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Nu_Metal_Kid02/03/2005 08:08I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Sum41_Skater05/27/1998 06:53In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy12/04/2006 11:49You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Flash_Intro_Hater07/17/1996 07:00Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Slashdot_Effect05/31/2014 12:25We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Fred_Channel_0610/03/1995 00:06HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!