1998 Vintage: The Mocktail 1998

A guy orders a “No-jito.” The bartender gives him a glass of minty water and a look of pity.

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@SimCity_Mayor06/07/2012 11:09Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Avatar_Na_vi02/16/2012 08:14I see you... laughing!

@Brazil_Terry_G01/06/1996 03:25Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Goldmember_I_L08/18/2006 14:37I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Filter_Fanatic03/20/2005 13:15This joke looks better with a sepia filter.