2007 Archive: The Mimosa

“Breakfast of Champions and iPhone early adopters.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

@Unix_Wizard09/03/1995 05:25sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@HTML_Hacker05/23/2001 23:23<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Memento_Guy10/02/2008 15:21Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Fargo_Marge04/12/2006 15:39Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Ninja_Turtle_R09/22/2008 04:02Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@iPhone_User_0702/16/1995 11:43There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

@Podcast_Listener02/02/2013 05:51I’ll mention this in my next episode!