2003 Archive: The Mimosa

“Is it brunch yet?” “It’s Tuesday night, sir.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

@ICQ_Flower12/29/2000 08:58The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Terminator_T80007/29/2003 00:38I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Hotmail_Checker09/28/2008 18:43Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Hanson_Fan_9707/14/1997 14:19Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo08/24/2009 07:48Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@E_T_Phone_Home08/27/2010 06:28E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Dodgeball_Pat05/15/2008 12:26If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Cloud_Computing03/16/2015 17:11Storing my laughs in the cloud.