1999 Vintage: The Mimosa

A guy orders a Mimosa and says, “I’m practicing for the first brunch of the year 2000.”

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@Matrix_Glitch04/13/2001 05:40There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Tamagotchi_Dad02/21/2009 03:41Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Titanic_Survivor08/18/2006 14:03I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Kill_Bill_Bride02/17/2010 18:33I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Jackass_Johnny02/26/1997 22:25Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Goosebumps_Kid03/08/1999 14:38Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!