2005 Vintage: The Million Dollar Baby Verdict

Why did the lawyer win the case? Because he proved that his client didn’t just have “grit”—she had a 500-page liability waiver.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

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In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

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Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin05/12/1998 14:50P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Cheers_Norm08/21/2012 08:25Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Iron_Man_Tony03/04/2006 06:27I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Lock_Stock_Two12/03/2003 05:51It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Ninja_Turtle_R06/03/2011 18:59Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Reddit_Original06/26/2005 02:35The front page of the internet... in 1999!