2014 Vintage: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid08/23/2011 10:52Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Forrest_Gump_Running05/29/2003 07:27Laughing is as laughing does.

@Men_In_Black_K11/09/2003 22:53We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Unix_Wizard07/20/2012 16:40sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Reservoir_Joe01/29/2007 03:22Professional humor for professional people.

@Magic_SchoolBus12/06/2010 15:31Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Transformers_OP07/21/1995 00:06Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Afk_For_Laughs01/02/1999 01:05Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.