Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Ida
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2025 Classic: The Open
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2025 Vintage: The Mikey
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2025 Vintage: The Martian
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!