2019 Archive: The Midsommar Flower Crown

I’m never going to a Swedish festival. Or a field. Or near anyone wearing a white dress.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

"Star, star, star." I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standin...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

Billie Eilish is making me feel things about love again. 2024 is...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

She’s erasing her memories again. 2024 is a "Eternal Sunshine" t...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner12/20/2006 19:17Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Nsync_Justin01/05/2008 06:01Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Zip_Drive_Owner02/15/2009 02:06Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Fight_Club_Member06/24/2002 08:56I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Snatch_Mickey12/23/1995 17:20Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@About_Dot_Com11/05/2006 08:14The human guide to online humor.

@Hacktivist_Fan06/10/2008 18:34Hacking into the comedy mainframe.