“A giant shark is coming!” “No, that’s just the mother-in-law’s shadow on the pool deck. Abandon ship.”
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
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Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
I should make a game about this joke.