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2009 Classic: The “Meet Me Halfway”

 More Black Eyed Peas. They are the background music to my entire life this year.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad06/20/2007 00:43Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@SouthPark_Stan12/08/1997 19:16Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan11/08/1998 13:32Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Judge_Dredd_Law07/12/2000 18:47I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Badger_Badger_M08/04/2014 01:22Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Grinds_My_Gears07/05/1998 04:31You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Pwnage_King06/01/1999 21:23Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Map_Maker_X04/08/2004 15:12The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Dark_Web_Joker09/04/2001 13:00Found this on the deep end of the net.

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