2012 Archive: The Maya Calendar Part 2

A guy asks, “Is it the end of the world yet?” The bartender checks his watch. “Not for another hour. Plenty of time for a double.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

@AOL_Surfer04/19/1998 11:06You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Titanic_Survivor04/03/1996 01:45I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet08/03/2009 18:35Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Harry_Potter_Ron09/04/2008 21:32Bloody brilliant, mate!

@He_Man_Power12/22/2007 01:27I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr09/16/1998 12:29The magic man... is laughing!

@Animated_Mail_G01/17/2006 17:04The spinning envelope told me to come here.