A guy walks into a bar on December 20th and orders the most expensive whiskey on the shelf. The bartender asks, “Big spender, huh?” The guy says, “Well, either I’m celebrating the last night of humanity, or I’m going to be very broke and very hungover tomorrow.”
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
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