2022 Classic: The Maverick

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Maverick. / Maverick who? / Maverick (Have-a-quick) look, I’m flying past your door!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

@AOL_Instant_Msg10/05/1997 06:03I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter02/04/2008 06:50My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Kernel_Panic_9801/29/1996 06:31This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green03/22/2012 06:19Super green! Hilarious!

@DragonBall_Z_G11/22/2001 09:50His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Warcraft_Orc07/01/2007 15:07Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

@Net_Neutrality01/31/2005 06:55Equality for all jokes!