A guy walks into a trendy lounge and orders a Martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or a lemon twist?” The guy says, “Just keep the gin coming until I look like I know what I’m doing.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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