Why did Matt Damon get stuck in space again? Because in 2015, Hollywood decided that spending billions of dollars to rescue him from Mars was the best way to promote extreme potato farming.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
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