1996 Classic: The Marriage Secret

“We never go to bed angry. We stay up all night and fight until the sun comes up.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »

Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »

Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass? A: You look d...read more »

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »

"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »

In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »

A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »

"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »

In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »

A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero12/07/2007 17:58I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@StarWars_Nerd09/22/2005 16:11The farce is strong with this one!

@Men_In_Black_K10/04/1996 21:35We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Pentium_Power02/08/1997 20:09My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/15/1995 01:01Super green! Hilarious!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie10/03/1997 03:38Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Cow_And_Chicken06/23/2012 23:54Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Harambe_Memories06/26/2014 05:36Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).