2011 Archive: The Maroon 5

“Moves Like Jagger.” I tried the moves. I threw out my back. Jagger can keep his moves; I’ll keep my heating pad.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

@Baywatch_Runner01/16/2008 00:40Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Walter_Sobchak01/12/2002 23:13Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Step_Brothers_B02/02/2013 06:39Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Ring_Member_9811/03/2000 17:54Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Pwnage_King03/28/2012 04:24Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.