I went in for a cute dog movie and I came out a shell of a human being.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!