2013 Vintage: The Margarita

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »

@ICQ_Master9910/19/2005 01:12Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Jurassic_Park_Fan02/05/2000 22:24Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Titanic_Survivor01/29/2015 15:45I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Home_Alone_Kevin11/30/2000 16:16Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter02/21/2003 04:15The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Reservoir_Joe06/12/2015 18:49Professional humor for professional people.

@Goonies_Never_D08/18/1997 00:33Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.