2012 Classic: The Margarita

“Saltier than a guy who didn’t get tickets to the Olympics.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

@Cast_Away_Wilson08/12/2004 09:53WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter06/11/2000 14:42My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Korn_Follower03/03/2001 17:12Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy08/28/2015 01:39That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Map_Maker_X07/02/2001 03:59The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Newgrounds_User12/19/2006 19:24Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Boxxy_Queen04/12/2004 11:11I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@Futurama_Fry_M05/10/2005 22:38Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.