2000 Legacy: The Margarita

A guy asks for a Margarita “frozen, like my computer last night.”

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@Dorm_Room_Hero06/30/1997 12:35My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Inkjet_Printers12/16/2000 04:52Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@CRT_Degauss05/24/1998 16:52BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Requiem_Dreamer01/07/2009 13:40That was intense... and funny!

@Animorphs_X01/27/2009 17:37I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Prestige_World_W05/14/1995 22:14Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Doge_Much_Funny06/23/2006 10:14Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Mocking_Sponge03/09/2005 05:58mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Retweet_King01/25/2007 18:07RT if you think this is funny!