Why Gary Oldman? For another movie where Gary Oldman plays an old man drinking scotch and talking about the “good old days” of Hollywood.
Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2020 “Tenet Inversion, Couch Premiers & Zoom Red Carpets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk
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41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition
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In 2013, Hollywood went to extremes. It was the year we learned t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
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2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
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In 2002, Hollywood was all about breaking records and digital bou...read more »
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In 2007, Hollywood decided that if you’re going to be a villain, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
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Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Tissues
Why the raccoons? For a finale that proved James Gunn can make yo...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.
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