A guy orders a Manhattan. The bartender asks, “Classic or 1998 style?” The guy asks, “What’s the 1998 style?” The bartender says, “It’s the same, but I wear a bowling shirt while I make it.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
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