2003 Legacy: The Manhattan

A guy orders a Manhattan and says, “I feel like a titan of industry.”

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@Lycos_Dog03/17/1997 23:12Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Harry_Potter_Ron08/05/2007 18:51Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan08/25/2000 06:11Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@IMVU_Chatter06/20/2008 04:323D laughs are the best!

@Stick_Death_Fan03/18/2004 19:04Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Charlie_Unicorn09/16/2003 05:37We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@David_After_Dent09/10/2000 08:16Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Streamer_Pro_9908/31/1997 16:07Thanks for the donation and the joke!