“I’m a powerful fairy with a dark past!” “No, you’re just cranky because you stayed up until 3 AM watching Netflix. Drink your coffee.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I am crying... with laughter!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Shut up and take my laughter!