A man starts wearing a suit to bed and demands an Old Fashioned. His wife says, “You’re not Don Draper, Dave. You’re a middle-manager from Scranton with a mortgage and a slight gluten intolerance.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
3D laughs are the best!