A two-hour car chase with a guy playing a flamethrower guitar on top of a truck. I’ve never felt so productive while doing absolutely nothing.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.