1998 Classic: The Luke

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole and see me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Dreamcast_Gamer08/17/2001 11:54Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Palm_Pilot_User01/19/2001 14:18Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Married_With_Kids03/29/2001 01:33Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Napster_User_9906/04/2001 08:06Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Cipher_Steak03/29/2006 10:36Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Thundercats_Ho01/23/2003 02:49Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)