2014 Vintage: The Lucy Brain Myth

We only use 10% of our brains? Scarlett Johansson used 100% and turned into a USB stick. I’ll stick to my 10%.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working ...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad06/27/2007 15:59Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan06/21/2009 14:44This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Floppy_Fanatic04/05/1996 13:41Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Wild_Thornberry12/11/2006 03:32Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy01/09/1996 07:57You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Beanie_Campbell06/03/2012 18:50True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Double_Rainbow_G02/02/2008 21:57What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Happy_Tree_Fans10/15/2003 23:31So cute, yet so funny! LOL!