2024 Vintage: The Lord of the Rings

War of the Rohirrim: I told her I’m a horse-lord. She said, “You’re a ‘house-lord’—manage the property.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

@Cast_Away_Wilson02/19/2010 02:42WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Pirates_Jack_S11/01/1998 21:44But you have heard of this joke!

@Malware_Hunter07/02/2006 18:04Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Tina_Eat_Food11/28/2005 00:33Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan08/02/2006 09:07Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Selfie_King_0502/20/2002 03:13Taking a photo of me laughing!